thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

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songsgetlouder:

wat u do is u lay out all your hw on ur desk right next to u, but u don’t do it

it’s a metaphor

(Source: peachai)


international trans-continental flights and i still havent figured out how to look glamorous on a plane. 

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doctorhowmany:

polkadotpolaroid:

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Please play this at my birthday.

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

1,239 plays How It Ends Devotchka Little Miss Sunshine (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

moltovomito:

Devotchka - How It Ends

think-progress:

Harvey Milk is getting his own stamp!

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