*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government
wat u do is u lay out all your hw on ur desk right next to u, but u don’t do it
it’s a metaphor
international trans-continental flights and i still havent figured out how to look glamorous on a plane.
Please play this at my birthday.
I am so glad I came back to listen to this.
Devotchka - How It Ends